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August 26
Sometimes the quietest hours bring out our loudest thoughts
Top 10 Biggest Brain Damaging Habits
1. No Breakfast
People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level.This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration.
2. Overreacting
It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power.
3. Smoking
It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease.
4. High Sugar consumption
Too much sugar will interrupt the absorption of proteins and nutrients causing malnutrition and may interfere with brain development.
5. Air Pollution
The brain is the largest oxygen consumer in our body. Inhaling polluted air decreases the supply of oxygen to the brain, bringing about a decrease in brain efficiency.
6. Sleep Deprivation
Sleep allows our brain to rest. Long term deprivation from sleep will accelerate the death of brain
7. Head covered while sleeping
Sleeping with the head covered, increases the concentration of carbon dioxide and decrease concentration of oxygen that may lead to brain damaging effects.
8. Working your brain during illness
Working hard or studying with sickness may lead to a decrease in effectiveness of the brain as well as damage the brain.
9. Talking Rarely
Intellectual conversations will promote the efficiency of the brain.
10. Lacking in stimulating thoughts
Thinking is the best way to train our brain, lacking in brain stimulation thoughts may cause brain shrinkage.
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A dramatic Shakespearean response to every situation
| When something bad happens: | True is it that we have seen better days. |
| When something REALLY bad happens: | O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day! |
| When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: | The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose. |
| When my girlfriend abandons me for food: | FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN! |
| When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: | BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE! |
| When I burn something while cooking: | MY CAKE IS DOUGH! |
| When human stupidity frustrates me: | LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE! |
| When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: | NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D. |
| When I'm broke: | My pride fell with my fortunes |
| When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: | OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT! |
| When someone disagrees with me: | THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY. |
| When I argue with my girlfriend: | The course of true love never did run smooth. |
| When I'm embarrassed: | MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?! |
| Someone says "Good Night": | Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow. |
| M^5 AP English Edition, when you're faced with a ho: | Get thee to a nunnery ! |
